Things Only Girls with Big Boobs Understand

Large, healthy boobs are all well and good but sometimes they can be a bit of a nightmare. Today I thought I'd share a few things that perhaps only girls with bigger boobs will understand. 

1. Pretty lace bras? Nope, not happening. Instead expect beige heavy duty bras with thick straps and underwiring. 

2. If you want to do any form of exercise then you will have to wear at least two sports bras. If you want to run, double that to four. 

3. You can't wear strapless bras unless you welcome unwanted spillages and nip-slips. This means no backless tops/dresses and no sideboob. Borrrrring.

4. Back pain from breasts is a genuine thing and it bloody hurts. 

5. Running down stairs involves holding your boobs so they don't smack you in the face. 

6. Bandeau's, again, just won't work. 

7. The idea of having bigger boobs when pregnant is scary, and kind of off-putting. 

8. Most cute highstreet shops only sell bra sizes A-D, leaving those with bigger boobs unthought of. It's cool, we'll just head to the 'older woman' shops...

9. Nude and beige will become your new favourite colours. Sexy. 

10. Freya is the leading lady in your life. 

11. If you find a button-up shirt that fits nicely around your waist and your boobs, you deserve a medal and a mention from the Queen. 

12. Taking your bra off after a long day is a good feeling for any girl, but when you have a bigger bust it is the best. feeling. ever. 

13. It can be embarrassing asking shops with disbelieving assistants for your bra size. Why would I say I'm bigger than I am? Cue getting measured just to prove a point. 

14. Anything vaguely fitted or tight just looks like you're trying to highlight them. When you're really not.

Do you have anything to add to the list? 

xx